Something REALLY off-topic

James Iwanek chthon at
Tue May 21 06:10:51 PDT 2002

dont worry about it the dude is probably a head case
James Iwanek

"Steve Bougerolle" <steveb at> wrote in message
news:20020521160125.116e073f.steveb at
> Has anyone else received this?  This must be the weirdest spam I've ever
> seen...
> Begin forwarded spam:
> Date: Sun, 19 May 2002 20:36:09 -0400
> From: <spammer>
> To: <victims>
> Subject: Aliens PLEASE HELP!! 17556
> If you are a time traveler or alien and or in procession of alien
> or government technology I need your help! My case is truly
> genuine! I seek to work with someone who is of a kind nature,
> someone I can call my savior as well as a friend.
> My life has been severely tampered with and cursed by evil beings!!
> I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
> I need to be able to:
> Travel back in time.
> Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
> I am in great danger and need this immediately!
> I want to work with you in any way possible.
> I am aware of two types of time travel one in physical form and
> the other in energy form where a snapshot of your brain is taken using
> either the dimensional warp or the brain snapshot device and then sends
> your
> consciousness back through time to part with your younger self. I'm
> almost
> certain the dimensional warp would be the safest and best
> solution. Please explain how safe and what your method involves.
> I have a time machine now, but it has limited abilities and is
> useless without a vortex. If you can provide information on how to
> create vortex generator or where I can get some of the blue or red
> glowing moon crystals this would also be helpful. I am however concerned
> with the high level of
> radiation these crystals give off, if you could provide a shielding this
> would be
> helpful. I believe the vortex would have to be east-west polarized,
> North-south polarized vortexes are used for cross-dimensional time
> travel only. Also, I know about the three dimension 4 bit (CODE) our
> universe is written in. If you are one of the very few beings who can
> edit this code, or know the passwords which can be spoken over a vortex,
> please reply!
> If you have this technology and can help me please
> send me a (SEPARATE) email to: <spam address>
> Thanks
> 8:35:58 PM
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> Steve Bougerolle
> Creek & Cowley Consulting
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